Current JoyPoll results for 708 entries:
What's under your mattress?
Florida ballots, ... hmmm, and I thought that smell was your socks!
Weapons of mass destruction, ... you mean the monsters under your bed?
A blow up doll, ... your personalized air mattress?
The Lost City of Dust Mites, ... every night, without fail, they emerge to feast on your dead skin!
I'm much more concerned with what is on my mattress, ... hmmm, like pizza crusts, TV remotes, pop cans, and your laptop?
I'm sleeping on the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and wondering if there's any money stuffed in your mattress.
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