Current JoyPoll results for 596 entries:
What kind of a geek are you?
Ye olde biting-off-the-head-of-a-chicken geek, ... don't you risk getting mad rooster disease?
The kind that just bites off someone's head, ... that sounds like a geek on too much caffeine.
The kind that just bites, ... your self-esteem needs some chicken soup.
The kind that is kind to chickens, ... if you love them, let them free range. If they come back to you, the foxes probably ate already.
I'm too chicken to admit I'm a geek, ... which came first, the chicken or your ego?
Real chickens are not afraid to admit they didn't vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hen-pecking.
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