Current JoyPoll results for 583 entries:
What unit of measurement is Slashdot karma measured in anyway?
Maldabars, ... a Malda unit of pressure, equaling about one million flames. Such intense pressures usually originate deep inside the earth, in a place inhabited by trolls. 
34 
5% 

Hemospower, ... a unit of work or energy equal to the work done at the rate of one Hemos for one hour. Note, this unit has been known to fluctuate wildly. 
32 
5% 

Cowboy Newtons, ... a force of one Cowboy Newton will accelerate a mass of one fig newton at the rate of one meter per second per second cowboy. 
67 
11% 

TacoWatt, ... a metric unit of power equal to one trillion (1012) Tacos or about 1.341 billion Hemospower (if Hemos has consumed one trillion tacos). 
131 
22% 

Timquency, a unit of measurement equal to the number of stories being posted by Timothy at this very second. Not to be confused with the Timbit, a delicious Tim Horton's treat. 
12 
2% 

KiloKatz, ... a common unit of work or energy, equaling the amount of energy consumed while replying to a Jon Katz story. Not to be confused with the KillaKatz, a unit of measurement used to describe the intensity of mental illness in trolls. 
47 
8% 

Cupcakes, ... a Slashdot cupcake is a unit used by cartoon scientists to describe an ethereal and transcendentally perfect Slashdot "moment". A related measurement, the nibble, is 4 bits or 1/2 big byte of such a cupcake. 
160 
27% 

I viewed the results, and now would like a cupcake please. 
100 
17% 

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and first posts.
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