Current JoyPoll results for 671 entries:
What dangers do your super powers pose to others?
My powers of attraction often make me an unstoppable chick magnet, ... the attractive force of a chick magnet is approximately proportional to the inverse cube of the distance from the hottie.
My net surfing abilities can sometimes create white holes of information, ... perhaps your computer needs an event horizon card.
My super coding has been known to generate localized text flurries, ... falling from comma-lus and colon-o-nimbus clouds?
My remarkable ability to recite user manuals sometimes casts a strange sleeping spell over people, ... user manuals are some people's kryptonite.
My super slackerism is surprisingly infectious, ... you know what they say, monkey see, monkey don't do much.
My secret identity remains a secret.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Brainiac's shrinking ray.
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