Current JoyPoll results for 796 entries:
What's your favorite feature of the digital lifestyle water cooler?
The Aqua interface, ... you don't just want to lick it, you do lick it.
The built in webcam, ... it also reads lips.
The pre-installed office jokes, ... sanitized via the politically correct filter.
It's heavy water compatible, ... used as a moderator in some overly-active offices, because it effectively slows down neurons.
The hidden compartment for keeping beer cold, ... soon to become the most well-known secret in the office.
I'm drinking in the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a 99.5% pure grade uranium case.
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