Current JoyPoll results for 489 entries:
If you were the doctor, what prescription would you have given?
Unlimited T3 access, ... unlimited is never enough.
Stress pills, ... wouldn't de-stress pills be more relaxing?
Take away the kid's iBook, ... you're just jealous.
Commit the mother to a Mental Institution, ... it's for that young geek's own good.
Ask the kid to hack into SexyNurses.com, ... I'm a doctor, not a hacker!
I'm waiting to see the nurse.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the results of cartoon character blood tests.
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