Current JoyPoll results for 826 entries:
How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a software problem, ... someone probably forgot to add a resource filament.
One. It's a Mac thing, ... and it scares the heck out of the light bulb admins.
Two. One to change it, the other to call Steve Jobs on that amazing red phone, ... he doesn't actually answer it, Arthur his butler does.
Three. One to hold the iSocket, one to hold the iBulb, the third to drag the old bulb to the trash, ... a fourth will empty the trash, but he'll ask you "are sure you want to empty it?"
None. It has to be done by a local authorized dealer, ... they don't mind doing it, they are such nice young L.A.D.s.
I'm in the dark over this one.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a bad ballast on the fluorescent fixture.
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