Current JoyPoll results for 547 entries:
What would be the most ironic way to die in an Apple Store?
Of thirst at the Genius Bar, ... all that Evian, but not a drop to drink.
Crashing through Windows, ... or falling through a blue screen of death?
Slipping and falling on an iceBook, ... the specs will knock you over too.
Over-drooling at the TiBooks, ... keep an eye out for the Slippery with Drool signs.
Of an acute case of Geek Glee, ... it starts with a Joy of Tech fever.
I exhumed the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dying on the Jobs.