Current JoyPoll results for 656 entries:
What rage do you suffer from?
Apple Rage, ... I heard you had a Quicksilver temper.
Microsoft Rage, ... Who do you want to rage against today? ... as if I didn't know.
Proprietary Rage, ... you really should Open up a little.
I rage against the machine, ... watch out for the People Against the Unethical Treatment of Droids.
My rage fluxuates between the one and two button mouse, ... don't even ask me about those three button ones!
The amount of Love I radiate is all the rage, ... the more you give, the more you get. Love defies the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
My anger management therapist recommends I don't vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and three slow deep breaths.