Current JoyPoll results for 551 entries:
What is that Super Burger mascot supposed to represent?
| It represents free smiles, ... smiles are not free, they require energy. |
8 |
1% |
 |
| It's some kind of hand puppet, ... that way they don't have to pay actor fees. |
19 |
3% |
 |
| Fries melted together under a heat lamp, ... mmmm, plastic fries! |
78 |
14% |
 |
| A mutant starfish, ... it's enough to turn your stomach inside out. |
81 |
14% |
 |
| It's representative of the feeling you get after you eat there, ... the feeling you won't be hungry for a while. |
174 |
31% |
 |
| It's not a mascot, it's just where a drink spilled, ... congratulations, you just passed a Rorschach Ink Blot test. |
122 |
22% |
 |
| I don't look before I eat. |
69 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and supersizing.
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