Current JoyPoll results for 551 entries:
What is that Super Burger mascot supposed to represent?
It represents free smiles, ... smiles are not free, they require energy.
It's some kind of hand puppet, ... that way they don't have to pay actor fees.
Fries melted together under a heat lamp, ... mmmm, plastic fries!
A mutant starfish, ... it's enough to turn your stomach inside out.
It's representative of the feeling you get after you eat there, ... the feeling you won't be hungry for a while.
It's not a mascot, it's just where a drink spilled, ... congratulations, you just passed a Rorschach Ink Blot test.
I don't look before I eat.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and supersizing.