Current JoyPoll results for 625 entries:
How do you bug Satan?
By jumping up and down and flailing my arms, ... so you raise a little hell?
By forwarding my spam to firstname.lastname@example.org, ... Satan loves to get flamed.
By blocking pop-up ads, ... every time a pop-up's blocked, an angel gets it's wings.
By not registering my software, ... that way you really bug him by not qualifying for updates.
Satan and I get on just fine, ... I don't bug him, he doesn't fire me.
Voting bugs me.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the pidder padder of a million tiny feet.