Current JoyPoll results for 626 entries:
What is required to keep you "in fur"?
The very strictest of diets, ... strictly caffeine and sugar!
The ultimate in spa grooming, ... dunking your head in the sink doesn't count.
The softest of sleep surfaces, ... king size cubicle carpet?
A top notch team of plastic surgeons, ... you probably have them working on your computer's case.
I prefer being kept in scales, ... you're such a sly snake.
My cat won't let me vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Schroedinger's fur balls.