Current JoyPoll results for 607 entries:
Who are your least favorite inhabitants of the Land of Tech?
The Marketing Fairies, ... but their little office dances are so incredible, ... so robust!
The Vulture Capitalists, ... but if it wasn't for them, who would pick clean the bones?
The GNU Gnomes, ... not all of them are diminutive, deformed humans who live underground.
The Pirates of Proprietarianism, ... but aren't they the ones who built this land?
The Loser Usrs, ... most of them are gentle folk, they wouldn't harm the coffee cup holder on their computer.
The Trolls, ... but they power the page view economy.
Every ecosystem needs scavengers, even the Land of Tech, ... I thought that's what the cartoonists were for.
I'm voting for myself.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Lord of the Pings.