Current JoyPoll results for 787 entries:
So, what do you think happened next?
Santa said "That's the way this crummy world works kid.", then ate the kid's candy cane, ... so it was Bill under there!
They say Santa's heart shrunk three sizes that day, ... it grew back shortly after Microsoft bought the entire North Pole operation.
Santa taught the child some anger management techniques, and the little boy eventually grew up to be a DOJ prosecutor, ... I hope that choice didn't make you too angry.
Santa, with a twinkle in his eye, pulled down his fake beard to reveal that he was actually Bill Gates, ... well, isn't Santa an anagram for Satan?
Santa admitted that his Naughty List got all messed up after his computer crashed, ... he was running Windows X-Mess Edition.
I'm on the Nice List.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and data disillusionment.