Current JoyPoll results for 461 entries:
If this happened to you, what would be your reaction?
I'd be spinning my arms around like a windmill while walking towards a crowd of onlookers, ... sounds like you have some inertia issues
I'd be pulling out chunks of my hair, ... oh, so that's what the receding hairline thing is all about!
I'd cry really loud, like a baby, ... it's a good way to get attention, isn't it?
I begin dreaming up revenge plans, ... oh how sweet!
I'd ask someone for a big hug, ... funny how you waited for the office hottie to be in hug-range.
Take a big belly breath, ... take a deep breath for four counts, expand your stomach, breath it all out for four counts... there... that's better.
I'm disconnected from voting.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the next best thing to being there.