Current JoyPoll results for 784 entries:
What's your best compliment/worst insult?
I like you as a friend, ... it could be worse, she might have said she loves your friend.
You look just like your pet, ... let's hope they find pot bellied pigs cute. ;)
You got what you deserve, ... it makes a great epitaph too.
Your computer is sooo big, ... is that an ENIAC in your pocket, or are your just glad to see me?
You look different today, ... if you look different, do you think different?
If someone said anything to me, I'd be pretty happy, ... sometimes, it's what they don't say that counts.
Here's my complimentary viewing of the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and complimentary colors.