Current JoyPoll results for 955 entries:
What would you do with Mr. Future?
Club him, and take his tech, ... as any primitive geek would do.
Tell him to go back further into the past and change that future, ... have him open a little saving's account while he's at it too.
Kidnap him, and force him to sell stuff at your next Expo booth, .... cash in on the electric tie craze before it happens!
Tell him to please turn down his electric tie, ... it's confusing traffic!
Slap him silly, since he called you a primitive geek, ... are you sure it wasn't a compliment?
Worship the guy, Ewok style, ... and be thankful the 70's aren't back in style in the year 3000.
I viewed the results, ...tomorrow.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and history being writen by the victor.