Current JoyPoll results for 662 entries:
How do you renew your computer vows?
Round up the wayward icons, ... who let the Pogues out!
Get a minister to re-bless the System folder, ... so long as you don't get married by Colonel Panic.
Spend the weekend in Vegas, ... how many slots in your machine?
Write love notes to it with Stickies, ... who invented the glue that holds up those software post-it notes?
We go back to the place we first met, ... hopefully you don't have to go back too often.
I'm a traditional geek. I take care of it in sickness and in health, ... 'till death do you part... or else an upgrade.
I'm afraid of commitment.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and by anyone present who can show just and legal cause
why they may not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, forever holding their peace.
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