Current JoyPoll results for 1482 entries:
Which office species is most common in your ecosphere?
The Arrival Checker, ... with her around, it might be time to plan your departure.
The Eyes-Open Sleeper, ... even scarier, the Eyes-Open Sleep Talker.
Blackberry Addict, ... being supplanted by the iPhone Addict.
Smoke Breakers, ... they are the butt of this joke.
The Dumb Good-Looking Girl, ... really? Send Snaggy webcam link!
The Dumb Good-Looking Guy, ... even the ugly ones can be pretty stupid.
The Office Supply Pincher, ... it starts off innocently but can lead to the hard stuff... toilet paper.
The Strip Club for Lunch Guy, ... also known as guy most likely to quickly hide his desktop when you walk by guy.
Too-Tight-Tie Guy, ... there's a rare sub-species... the Too-Tight Bow Tie Guy.
Butt Crack Guy, ... at least you know he's not wearing a thong.
The Cat Lady, ... no offence to Nitrozac. ;-)
Brooding IT Guy, ... do brooding IT guys lay easter eggs?
I'm appearing in Volume II of the guide.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a millenium comic bug.
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