Current JoyPoll results for 1616 entries:
How would you save the Zunes?
Set up Zune Reserves and breeding programs, ... Zunes breeding? Ewwwww!
Hit up Bill Gates for a donation, ... it's next on his list after malaria.
I'm donating my $100 Apple Store credit, ... that's kinda like fighting Global Warming with SUVs.
Extinction is natural, let them fade away, ... but what if it's like Star Trek IV, and a giant space Zune comes to Earth, and calls out to the Zunes, and doesn't hear anything, then starts blasting the planet?
Head shot, right through the back of the screen, ... it's the humane thing to do.
Get Angelina Jolie to adopt one, ... it creeps me out to think of the two of them together.
I'm thinking to myself, Save the Zune? That might actually work!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Zune out-of-Touch.
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