Current JoyPoll results for 795 entries:
What's your Steppenwolf-ish relation to junk food?
Junk food, Who Needs Ya!, ... well if you ain't eating it, Move Over!
God damn the junk food Pushers, ... It's Never too Late, to start all over again, before you end up a Fat Jack.
I eat whatever I want. I was Born to be Wild, ... get your mouth runnin', head out on the buffet!
Why don't you come with me little candy, on a Magic Carpet Ride, ... sounds like you're having a Foggy Mental Breakdown.
My habit is a Monster, ... before you flip out, you might want to Tighten Up your Wig.
If I don't stop eating it I'll be doing the Hippo Stomp, ... please, if you do, Don't Step on the Grass Sam.
I'm wolfing down the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding script walking around with tombstones in its eyes.
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