Current JoyPoll results for 1295 entries:
Would this planet be better off without humans?
Yep, ... are you volunteering to leave first?
Nope, ... the Neanderthals voted no in their poll too.
The planet would be better off, but the galaxy would be a little lonelier, ... stupid human, always anthropomorphizing everything.
The planet doesn't care either way, ... Earth's more worried about the Sun going nova.
The deity I believe in might miss us, ... if a deity has no one left to believe in it, does it still exist?
My monkey's perked up at the thought, ... get that damned dirty ape away from the joypoll!
Proxy vote from the inhabitants of Gamma-Gamma's third moon.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and primordial math.
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