Current JoyPoll results for 1045 entries:
What would you do with your Google Android?
Make it clean up my house, ... your Roomba is going to get jealous.
Have it search the Internet for things I'm interested in, ... make sure it clicks on ads every now and then, to keep the economy going.
Watch TV and drink beer with it, ... it's an android, not your Significant Other!
Let it deal with telemarketers, ... you may have trouble getting it to do that, if it's programmed to protect its own existence.
Train it to go to work and do my job, ... now that would be inhumane!
Two words. sex. slave, ... you blow-up doll's ego is going to be deflated.
I'm going to wait for a Google Cyborg.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and positronic brain farts.
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