Current JoyPoll results for 935 entries:
What other explanation for the missing iPhones seems likely?
The PC guy is buying them up and burying them, ... is there still room in the Logan, Utah dump with all those Lisas?
They got whacked, ... were they trying on some concrete galoshes?
At Macworld Expo, they came out and saw their shadow, then went back into their burrows for six more weeks of winter, ... I didn't realize Sun was exhibiting there.
Santa Claus had to take some of them back to his workshop and jailbreak them, ... just wait 'till the Elves get a load of that iPhone SDK Key.
The iPhone storks are on strike, ... are they in the same union as the Mac mini storks?
What iPhones are doing in Vegas, stays in Vegas, ... I heard they were picking up call girls.
There is no explanation and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the missing %.
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