Current JoyPoll results for 1102 entries:
That new 16 gig iPhone is so fat...
It's nickname is iPhone Jumbo, ... so fat they had to introduce her at Sea World Expo.
When it phones itself, it's a long distance call, ... so fat it looks like it's smuggling a Volkswagen.
Its dock was originally built for the Titanic, ... so fat when it plays music, it makes the band skip.
Its PR picture is an aerial photograph, ... so fat when it wears a yellow iPhone case people holler “Taxi!”
When it wears an OS X t-shirt, helicopters land on it, ... so fat there's an aluminum siding option.
It shows up on Google Earth, ... so fat its home screen was mistaken for the New World.
When you back it up, it goes *beep beep beep* like a truck, ... so fat when it went to the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to tow it back into the ocean.
I'm happy it's not FAT.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and so round, when it was born, it gave Cupertino stretch marks.
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