Current JoyPoll results for 1179 entries:
Who's the Hero of the Beach?
Jerry Yang, for standing up to Microsoft, ... his battle cry is "Yahoo!"
Steve Ballmer, for making tech news interesting again, ... Assimilate, Assimilate, Assimilate, Assimilate!
The Yahoo Board, for backing up Jerry Yang, ... literally. There's a copy of him on the Yahoo servers.
The Google Guys, for bringing the defibrillator, ... the enemy of my enemy is my friend, for now.
The beach babe, for making the right choice, ... yes, the bikini is hotter than the one-piece!
I am, for reading this comic, ... did you ever know that you're our hero? 'cause you are the page view beneath our wings.
The question is flawed in that it assumes there will be a winner of this battle.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that new Apple smell driving geeks wild.
Please support our continued work on the comics by becoming a SuperFan,
or by shopping at our webstore.