Current JoyPoll results for 1460 entries:
What's up with the woman on the couch?
She believes a woman's place is on the couch, sitting motionless, ... also known as the seething rage position.
She would normally help him set up the tech, but loves to watch a train wreck, ... she switches the cables every night while he's sleeping.
He was taking so long to set up the equipment, she fell into an unconscious state, ... that's her safe mode.
She knows that if she suggests anything about the setup or tries to touch the remote, he will explode in a geek rage, ... that's not a geek rage, it's a jerk rage.
That's no woman, that's a blow-up doll, ... you just hurt that blow-up doll's feeling.
She is sitting motionless because there is a motion-sensitive human-eating alien in the room, and she's not going to risk her life to warn him, ... I'd nod in agreement, but, you know.
It takes a lot of concentration and focus to control his mind and body like she is doing right now, ... she actually finds it easier than nagging him to do stuff.
We motion sensitive human-eating aliens don't really appreciate the Joy of Tech spreading FUD about us!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and motion sensitive rounding-eating aliens.
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