Current JoyPoll results for 1096 entries:
Which superhero/villain would Steve Ballmer best portray?
The Innovative Hulk, ... he thinks he's innovative, and when he's that hulky, I ain't gonna argue.
The Rhino of Redmond, ... his rampages are legendary.
Doomsday, ... OMG, he killed XP!
The Tick, ... he gets his color from being blue-screened.
The Incredibly Bloated Vistaman, ... he comes in umpteen different versions.
Lex Luthor on steroids, ... the evil computer Bill-niac taught him everything he knows.
He'll always be MonkeyBoy to me, ... monkey see, monkey assimilate!
He's scary enough as Steve Ballmer, ... hopefully Yangerman charged up his webshooters.
My spidie sense told me to just view the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and radioactive blood.
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