Current JoyPoll results for 897 entries:
Meanest prank to pull on Jerry Yang during his first day at Microsoft?
Parking spot located miles from the office building, ... it's part of Ballmer's Green Innovation.
Office furniture embedded in Jello, ... he was hoping to shake things up a little.
Trip him as he is carrying his lunch in the Microsoft cafeteria, ... darn, there goes a whole bowl of Mirco-gruel!
Fill his car with packing peanuts, ... better than airbags!
Upload all his pratfalls to YouTube, ... they tried to put it on Flickr Video, but that just upset the users.
Make a webcomic about his imaginary first day working at Microsoft, ... awww, but we of this reality enjoy his cartoon suffering!
I'm imagining I voted.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and an imaginary round of rounding.
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