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So what do you think happened next?
The geek spends a wonderful day away from his technology, ... I've heard that is possible. Unlikely, but theoretically possible.
He gets to the doorway, but forgets about the invisible fence shock collar he is wearing, ... his geeky wife is trying to house-train him.
He gets to the doorway, only to find that the "outside" is actually a painted backdrop in front of a brick wall, ... installed there by Wile E. Coyote?
He gets to the front porch, but then his sovereignty is invaded by a newspaper, ... he dove straight into the technology section.
He wakes up from his daydream, his boss yelling at him to get back to work, ... wake up, here comes your boss now!
He went straight out and bought a newer iMac, ... he's finally free from the Power PC!
The implications of this comic are far too frightening to think about, ... that's OK, just take a blue pill and everything will be right as rain.
I'm adjusting my invisible fence.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a JoyPoll script that likes to think independently.
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