Current JoyPoll results for 1103 entries:
Would you feed a Fail Whale?
No, because then they get too tame, and have to be harpooned, ... that is a myth, fail whales are not like geeks.
Absolutely, I love the Fail Whale, ... FTW!
No, if you feed it, it gets heavier, and the Twitter birdies have a harder time carrying it, ... Fail Whales are actually pretty light, a few pixels here and there won't matter.
I'd pay NOT to see the Fail Whale, ... you heartless bastard!
I would love to feed it chunks of Captain Ahab, ... Mmmmm Captain Ahab... bet you can't eat just one leg!
I am not a Twitter user, so I don't really have an opinion. The whale is cute though, ... you're not on Twitter? What are you doing?
Just call me Ishmael.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
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