Current JoyPoll results for 897 entries:
Worst insult for a journalist?
Slime bucket, ... not to be confused with the scum bucket.
Hack, ... hitting 'em old school!
Cub reporter, ... especially hurtful if you are supposed to be an expert on OS X.
Publicist, ... cry me a sob sister.
Special needs correspondent, ... if your Press Room doesn't have a masseuse and a snack bar, I'm outta there.
Blogger, ... stop the presses, he's using Wordpress now.
Apple doesn't return your calls, ... they refuse to get in a huff over your puff piece?
Dunno, I'm having too much fun over at the Steve Jobs Opening Line Generator, ... make your first impression a memorable one.
It's an insult to the JoyPoll writer if you don't even vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and PR.
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