Current JoyPoll results for 1151 entries:
What aspect of the Cult of Apple is most likely to brainwash you?
The software, ... that spinning beachball is actually a hypnosis disc.
The hardware, ... do you chant the startup BONG?
The combination of hardware and software, ... or is it that addictive new Apple smell.
The iPod in particular, ... are you wearing a halo effect?
The iPhone, to be precise, ... it's more likely to bankrupt me!
Their places of worship, ... Apple stores, what a Genius idea!
Their leader, ... it's not brainwashing, it's "reality distortion".
Comics such as the above, ... YABBA DABBA DO.
I am immune to Apple brainwashing, ... a side effect of all the anti-virus you have to run? ;)
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and if only Apple stores served free vegetarian meals.
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