Current JoyPoll results for 1402 entries:
Most likely consequence of the Large Hadron Collider?
Destruction of the Universe, ... there is another.
It will reveal the secrets of the Universe, ... creationists spoiler alert!
It will signal aliens that we are an advanced civilization, ... hopefully they don't come to serve man.
Make Small Hadron Colliders feel inadequate, ... when it comes to destroying particles, size does matter.
Give jobs to a bunch of bosons, ... they have a charmed life.
LHC? Les Horribles Cernettes chicks rock!, ... they can teach me about the Big Bang any day!
I'm pretty sure I was vaporized when they turned it on.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and anti-proton beams.
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