Current JoyPoll results for 1294 entries:
Why is it that the USA has billions to bail out Wall Street, but no money for universal health care?
Bankers and politicians can afford health insurance, ... if they lose their jobs over it, they might not be able to.
Sith Lords hate universal health care, ... you wouldn't believe how much a hand re-attachment or Darth Vader suit costs the taxpayers!
Actually, the USA doesn't have those billions, ... it has them, but they are printed in red ink.
The comic strip lobby isn't strong enough, ... so laughter isn't the best medicine?
Universal health care is a sick thing, ... until you are sick.
The usual... greed and a lack of compassion, ... ohhhhhhh that explains it then!
I'm down in the trap door dungeon!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and extra billing.
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