Current JoyPoll results for 1037 entries:
Rumor most likely to make Apple's stock drop?
1 Infinite Loop built on an Indian burial ground, ... if only we could find the Icon Garden burial ground.
iPhone-mania is a hoax, ... in your dreams Blackberry.
Jonathan Ive is technophobic, ... some of his designs are so good, they are scary!
Steve Jobs has an ingrown toenail, ... breaking news, he has a hangnail starting!
Apple's new tablet computer to be called the Lisa 3, ... speaking of burial grounds...
Phil Schiller stages a coup, ... he's more likely to demo one.
I'm hoping the 700 billion stock bailout applies to APPL holders.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a lack of dividends.
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