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Current JoyPoll results for 998 entries:

Would you rather have $1000 worth of stock, or $1000 worth of beer?
Stock, ... you know I'm talking cattle, right? 111 11%
Beer, ... speaking of cattle, you are going to have a stampede heading towards your place. 99 9%
It would depend on what stock, and what kind of beer, ... don't look a gift beer in the mouth! 297 29%
I'd trade both for $500 cash, ... I find your lack of consumer confidence disturbing. 184 18%
The real money is in brokering stocks and in bottle return centers, ... we call that the "craft show effect"... the only ones who make money at a craft show are the ones charging people to sell at it! 103 10%
I'm pretty sure I have 80 bucks worth of empties around here, ... sounds like consumption is not a problem at your place. 98 9%
My beer glass is half empty. 106 10%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
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