Current JoyPoll results for 1033 entries:
Why do you think Rudolph's nose glows?
He's a mutant, ... yes, but the flying reindeer were born on Krypton.
Bioluminosity, ... Prancer's been eating glowworms maybe.
The effects of alcohol, ... if you see a reindeer with a glowing nose, you've probably had too much to drink.
He was bitten by a radioactive firefly, ... sing it with me... "He's got radio-active blood!..."
He is genetically modified, ... what else do you think the Elves work on between Christmas and New Year's?
He inhaled a laser pointer, ... he wasn't coherent at the time.
It glows because I believe it glows, ... yes, but does it glow when no one is looking?
I don't believe in Revisionist Santa Claus doctrine.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and one foggy CGI script.
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