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Current JoyPoll results for 770 entries:
Best way for Woz to secure a victory on Dancing with the Stars?
| Hire the Rockettes to dance with him, ... if they are booked already, perhaps the Phil Schiller Showgirls can help? |
29 |
3% |
 |
| The Rise of the Geeks. Millions of geeks pool their resources and get out the vote!, ... ah, so that's what all this social networking was training us for! |
255 |
33% |
 |
| Pranks! Use humor to win over the judges and audience, ... just beware of the Revenge of the Pranked! |
38 |
4% |
 |
| The only way to win at this Kobayashi Maru no-win scenario is to reprogram the parameters, ... he might be awarded a commendation for "original thinking." |
172 |
22% |
 |
| HaXoR the results, ... so instead of fancy footwork, you're advocating fancy fingerwork? |
114 |
14% |
 |
| Practice, practice, PRACTICE, ... only 10,000 hours and he'll be a genius. |
80 |
10% |
 |
| He's already won, just by being picked. |
82 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and fancy footwork.
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