Current JoyPoll results for 990 entries:
What's most unfair about the Universe?
It's not fair when I'm in a lineup for a donut, and the guy ahead of me gets the last one, ... this is why the Universe invented butting into line.
That Windows has almost 90% of the operating system market share, ... but to be fair, most of those are probably not actually operating.
That somewhere out there, some lucky geek other than me is testing out a secret Apple tablet, ... awwww, but then you'd lose the magic and be-wonderment of Keynote Eve.
The whole Big Crunch/Big Freeze thing. That seems really unfair, ... you are just pissed you won't be around to see who wins the argument over which it is.
It's not fair that the odds are almost infinitesimal that I will ever make love to blonde cheerleader twins, ... maybe not in this Universe, but in another, you may already have!
I dunno, the Universe seems pretty fair to me, ... easy for you and your blonde cheerleaders to say.
I had the chance to make love to blonde cheerleader twins, but I prefer brunettes.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and ancient Snaggy proverb... Beware of all your dreams coming true.
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