Current JoyPoll results for 1038 entries:
Why would Microsoft call their new search engine Bing?
Bing is a fun, loveable, exuberant word, and it will make a great verb, ... and it that flops, they can always try Boink.
It's a tribute to the fun, loveable, exuberant Bing cherry, ... oh OK. I won't bum you out by telling you the sad story behind the Bing cherry.
It's a tribute to Bing Crosby, ... they are going for a super mellow search engine.
Badda Bing, Badda Boom, ... that's the drum rim shot sound they play after you hear the name Bing.
Ballmer's Incredible search engiNe, Gee!, ... it's the sound a chair makes bouncing off his office wall.
Microsoft got a two-for-one special from the name agency who came up with Zune, ... Plop was taken, dammit!
I kinda like Plop!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Minute Maid orange juice.
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