Current JoyPoll results for 1272 entries:
What makes your heart beat faster?
My brain tells my adrenal glands to release a sympathomimetic monoamine derived from the amino acids phenylalanine and tyrosine, ... wow, you are an android!
Sex, ... is your heart beating faster every 7 seconds?
A new computer, ... they say the biggest sex organ is the electronic brain.
Sex with a new computer, ... I hope you at least bought it more RAM first.
Sex with my old computer is just fine thank you, ... have you ever considered that you might be just settling?
Comics that scare me, when they are too close to my reality, ... cartoonist/reality confidentiality prevents us from commenting on this.
I need a Popeye cigarette!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a rounding murmur.
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