Current JoyPoll results for 919 entries:
How do you justify spending more than you should?
I would never do that!, ... are you one of those freakishly rare savers?
I say to myself, I deserve it, ... I agree, and while you are at it, you also deserve a propeller beanie.
I reason that I will just scrimp and save later, ... unless that Mac tablet shows up.
I figure I will just mortgage my future, ... hopefully after you invent a time machine, you'll go back and stop yourself.
iPhones and such are Life's little pleasures, ... for your grandparents, it was an orange.
It's all part of my evil plan to collapse the American Empire, ... so far, it seems to be working... gulp!
My empire was too collapsed to vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and saving soooo much money by giving my old phone to my wife.
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