Current JoyPoll results for 741 entries:
What's the best way to keep employees?
Free soft drinks and coffee, ... have you tried an intravenous caffeine drip?
Free food, ... I hope you don't work in sewage disposal.
Cubicle Bed and Breakfasts, ... housecleaning and fluffing pillows should cost them extra.
Ball and chain, with thick chain, ... and last one to arrive in the morning, don't forget to lock the doors!
There's no way to keep them all, so don't sweat about it, ... don't sweat the small stuff, let your sweatshop do that.
Self employed, in a one person business, ... it's good not to be mad at the boss all of the time.
Forget employment, I just want to retire!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and somebody poaching all the prime numbers.
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