Current JoyPoll results for 918 entries:
If you were omnipotent, how would you manage the universe?
I'm a nitpicker, so I'd micro-manage everything, even down to the quantum particles, ... you just want to be the one to discover that God particle.
I'd just create stuff, then let it all manage itself, ... how messy is your house?
I'd be involved in the big stuff, like making solar systems and such, but leave the insignificant stuff alone, ... don't sweat the small stuff!
I'd listen to everyone's thoughts, then pass judgement on them, ... that's so old school.
I'd play with people's minds... make bushes burn, have whales swallow people, and tell a guy to build an ark, ... as the Creator, I'd hope you be more creative.
I'd unleash the Greek gods and make them fight the Norse gods, ... gentlemen please! Can't we omnipotents just get along?
Kill all humans!!!, ... or just not get involved and watch us do it to ourselves.
I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. I know if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I thought the Devil made potato chips!
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