Current JoyPoll results for 708 entries:
What will Christmas Future be?
Aliens looking over the ruins of our civilization, ... was it Christmas rush that killed us or that damned airplane on a treadmill problem?
Huge-brained Homo-Futuriens with useless limbs, hooked up to the Network 24/7 via cranial implants, ... let me guess, you are suddenly super turned on?
Caveman giving his son a wooden club and some flint, ... actually, that sounds like a really neat gift.
Same old same old, parents giving spoiled brats the latest fad, ... yes, but they will look cool in their spacesuits and flying cars.
Atheists reflecting back on the Spirit of Consumerism, ... who gets to carve His Noodly Appendage?
No future... no future... no future for me!!!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Goodwill to Mankind store.
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