Current JoyPoll results for 748 entries:
What would have been a better way to get the day off work?
Phone in and claim that you have a Pi Day hangover, ... yes, it's true, I was thinking too much.
Argue that since Pi is infinite, Pi Day really should be celebrated for at least two days, ... it is, March 14th and approximately July 22.
Euler's Number Day would have made a better candidate for "Pi's unappreciated sibling", ... yes, but if we celebrated it, it would no longer be unappreciated.
The Golden Ratio is a much better reason to party, ... yes, but who wants to wait until June 18th?
That old standby, my tummy hurts, ... too much pie?
Workplace cartoon violence upsets me... I need the day off!, ... don't worry, that baseball bat is made from quantum foam.
I'm thinking of an unspecified constant.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Pi R square? No, Pi R round, brownies R square.
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