Current JoyPoll results for 1256 entries:
What's keeping you from deleting your Facebook account?
I like Facebook, and don't mind the loss of privacy, ... it's not like anyone wants to know about your life anyway. ;-P
I use it to spy on my kids, ... ironically, a bunch of facebook kiddies are now spying on you.
I'm pretty sure that if I do delete it, Zuckerberg's ZZ stormtroopers will come and take me away in the middle of the night, ... on the bright side, at least something got you away from your computer.
I've never really thought about it, ... that can happen when you're busy posting stuff on the Internet.
If I deleted it, I couldn't use that loveable Like button, ... that's the problem with our civilization, too many hard choices!
I did already! Whew!, ... at least they made you think you did!
Thank the tech gods, I never signed up for one!, ... you always were a trend setter!
There's a Facebook chip in my head stopping me.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Zuckerberg's thumbnail drive.
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