Current JoyPoll results for 1008 entries:

Other possible explanations for Zuckerberg's remark?

He's losing it, ... the lack of privacy finally got to him.	129	12%
Obviously he doesn't have one of those T-shirts with the handy iPad pocket in the front, ... that doesn't help Zuck, he only wears hoodies.	176	17%
He's an attention whore, always trying to come up with something irritating, ... he's still bitter about being born socially awkward.	289	28%
He's color blind, so who knows, maybe he is also mobility device recognition challenged, ... he was blinded in a tragic Farmville accident.	41	4%
He's mad at his iPad who is suing him for 90% of Facebook, ... don't joke, he's really multi-touchy about that.	52	5%
Facebook is so poor, and has such "very limited resources", that they just can't afford to make an iPad app, ... maybe Steve just keeps rejecting the one they have made.	161	15%
Zuck is unexplainable.	160	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dating a stairmaster.

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