Why do you think Tim Cook was at Valve headquarters?

To prepare for an Apple gaming box, ... that was and always will be an oxymoron. Maybe.	49	5%
To model for a character in one of their upcoming games, ... you mean Pro Cycling Manager, Tour de Cupertino 2013?	56	5%
To provide fodder for the Mac rumor sites, ... more likely to give cartoonists something to draw.	274	28%
To pick up some Half Life swag, ... no, he just wanted to turn the giant valve in the lobby!	70	7%
He was there to enter a Portal, ... naw, he just went there to Chell out with some gamers.	133	13%
He just went there to blow off some Steam, ... I think you are just full of hot air!	178	18%
Forget voting, I just want to see the flinging results.	191	20%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a faulty Aperture Science Handheld Rounding Device.

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